"Mom, I'm still chunky, you know that. Now can we please put my clothes back on and get outta here before that nurse comes back? PLEASE?!"

"Hi, my name is Andy.

I am 4 1/2 months old and quite handsome.

I like nice long naps, I can make a mean stinky diaper, and believe me, my drooly grin will melt your heart

and soak your shoulder.

I weigh 18.7 lbs and am 25 in long. Call my mom if you're interested."