Business in the front.

Party in the back!

The above mullet has been ordered to stay by the father of this child.

~~~

I always said I'd never let my child run around with a duck tail.

My heart has always gone out for little boys who were

doomed to the duck tail.

~~~

News flash:

I'm letting my child run around, doomed to said duck tail.

I only hope that he forgives me someday.